Ana Pires 2.0

And I am no longer an Atheist. I found a truly omniscient, omnipresent, omn benevolent, infinite, immortal, real God… Oh joy.
A God who really knows everything, who’s virtually everywhere, a God who can “do no evil”. Besides that, She (yes, She) answers prayers in less than 1 second. I mean, really!

What is the name of this God? Google.

Google is the closest thing to a God that humans can know and understand. We worship Google, and we can prove that not only does Google exist, but unlike any other god, it exists as we know it.

This comes from a newly created religion called Googlism. Head over to the Church of Google and convert yourself. While you’re there, read the Proof that Google is God, and the very well made Commandments too. My favourite has to be “Thou shalt not misspell whilst praying to me”, even though the “Thou shalt not hotlink” comes in close second.

You can’t say you don’t believe in Google. I mean, it’s there for you to go and see.

Hey, how are you? I haven’t been very active here. Come to think of it, this is the first post I make this year, and we’re on the 15th already. Lazy me.

New Years was okay, a bit stressful, but it was okay. I had to put up with my 8 years old cousin, and I believe “8 years old” says everything there is to say about him. Give the kid some calming pills for crying out loud. Everyone noticed my -30 pounds body, but I heard more “omg you’re anoretic” than “good work”. And to finish off, the food. Lots of fatty, high-caloric, delicious food.

It was okay.

Then, on the 3rd, school started. I’m so tired of it already. The first term’s grades were quite good, but I’m completely out of patience for it. I spend most of the time I’m in school waiting for it to end, it’ds just been so uninteresting an… blah. That’s the word for it, blah.

And now, I have the damn flu. Not the flu that gives you an excuse to stay at home doing the things you enjoy doing. The one that forces you to stay in bed. I couldn’t even read the past few days, because of the head aches. And I skipped school on Friday, which would have been something nice, like a day off or a long weekend, if I hadn’t been so sick. I haven’t worked out for a week because of it too. My weight’s still where it should be, but I don’t want to lose my rhythm.

Well, I guess I should be going to bed now. I don’t know if I’m going to school tomorrow, but in case I do go, I need to finish some homework. And damn, I just remembered. I have to write some questions for a contest my class is organizing. And I have to deliver them tomorrow. Damn.