I have found my religion
And I am no longer an Atheist. I found a truly omniscient, omnipresent, omn benevolent, infinite, immortal, real God… Oh joy.
A God who really knows everything, who’s virtually everywhere, a God who can “do no evil”. Besides that, She (yes, She) answers prayers in less than 1 second. I mean, really!
What is the name of this God? Google.
Google is the closest thing to a God that humans can know and understand. We worship Google, and we can prove that not only does Google exist, but unlike any other god, it exists as we know it.
This comes from a newly created religion called Googlism. Head over to the Church of Google and convert yourself. While you’re there, read the Proof that Google is God, and the very well made Commandments too. My favourite has to be “Thou shalt not misspell whilst praying to me”, even though the “Thou shalt not hotlink” comes in close second.
You can’t say you don’t believe in Google. I mean, it’s there for you to go and see.
quite humorous, but also incisive. i think most theists trust God about as much (if not less) than they trust Google.
so maybe more people should convert.
For a minute there….
Google save the queen! Amen.
This is pretty funny. I also dropped by to thank you for blog rolling me.
I’ll be dropping in once in a while to read your posts.
Benvinda à comunidade!.. Google..Amen! lol..
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