Ana Pires 2.0

Dear over-talkative friend

Posted in Friends, Humour, Life, People, Personal, Rant, Secrets, Stress, Stupidity, Thoughts by Ana Pires on September 9, 2007

I don’t want to know all your secrets, I don’t want to tell you all my secrets, I don’t want to talk about your evil parents, I don’t want to talk about your sex live, and I certainly don’t want to talk about all of it in a row and non-stop. Seriously.

Every once in a while, silence can be good. You don’t have to fear it or feel uncomfortable because of it. It’s okay.

When we’re online, you don’t have to answer every message I send immediately after I hit “Send”, just as I don’t have to answer every message you send immediately after you hit “Send”. Furthermore, we don’t have to speak all the time we’re online, just because we’re online. You can look over to the TV every once in a while, as I like to do. Or you can change the music on your iTunes. Or you can go to the bathroom if you wish. Heck, you can talk to other people at the same time!

Saying “Come on, say something” isn’t very polite either. I don’t go online on my Instant Messengers to entertain you. I don’t have to keep finding funny or witty things to say all the time so you don’t get bored. It makes you a tiring person to talk to. So stop.

I can’t be any more obvious. So please. Shut up every once in a while.

Thank you.

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  1. bgraef said, on September 9, 2007 at 4:46 am

    Good advice…..

  2. Griffin Bandida said, on September 9, 2007 at 10:30 am

    Sends: I DO SEX ON TREES! :D
    Sends: MY PARENTS ARE AS EVIL AS SEPHIROTH! :C
    Sends: LIEKOMGSEXANDEVILPARENTS
    Sends: PLEASE ANSWER!!
    Sends: YOU DON’T LIKE ME!!
    Sends: I 8 U BYE *blocked*

    …it’s so annoying when that happens, I tend to just say “f… it” to myself and ignore, or say something like “brb” and then I never come back :V
    That and being a Yawa, it works sometimes.

  3. Ana Pires said, on September 9, 2007 at 9:07 pm

    @Griffin
    ……… sex on trees?
    But otherwise, It’s exactly like that! BRB works great, yeah. And when they talk to you again all upset because you left the other time, “oh, I’m sorry, I just went over to the phone and then someone rang at the door and the electricity went out and, yeah…”

    …… on trees?

  4. Julz said, on October 3, 2007 at 5:29 am

    I wish it was that easy with my mother-in-law. Unfortunately she’s not on-line but lives just down the road and she NEVER stops talking. It’s exhausting and space-invading & I just want to say – “Ann would you shut the !@#$# up”.


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